KGB Yard Sale
Carl Joseph Truchsess
20, Plainville CT
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
reblogging for the story
(Source: secretsbest, via gabigails)
“UK drivers are warned about the snow, ice and the inevitable Imperial assault on their rebel base.”
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(via gabigails)
Sleepy
PUPPY BOWL
I can’t handle this. I want them all.
